Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Wednesday, November 2nd, 1983 - Part 2


     One single window sat high on a wall and let in the blue light of dawn. I was shivering in my witch costume. My hat was gone and replaced with a throbbing headache from whatever was in my drink. I came to and found myself tied to a chair surrounded by bottles of different colors, sizes and ages. But for a cellar, it was very clean.
     I wasn’t alone for long. Jefferson came down the stairs and stood in front of me. His clothes hadn’t changed, either. I stared in silence right back at him.
     “How did you do it?”
     “Do what?”
     He stretched his hands out to present his little cellar. “This!” He crouched down and slapped the concrete floor with a splayed palm. “This! How did you bring us here, Regina?”
     “You brought me down here.”
     “To Storybrooke, Regina!” Jefferson’s words quickened and he ran around the room. “I’d finally found my way back to the Enchanted Forest. But it wasn’t the Enchanted Forest, it was purple smoke. Then the purple smoke lifted and I was in Storybrooke. And everyone was different, except me. I went mad in Wonderland, thanks to you. But they’re all mad, here. At least I know who I am.” He was in my face so fast it was startling. “But you know who you are, don’t you, your Majesty?”
     “So you’re going to kill me as you failed to do last week? Off with my head?”
     “Killing you wouldn’t get me what I need. Give me back my daughter.”
     “You want me to take your memory-wiped daughter away from the memory-wiped couple who think they’re her parents and give her to a sword-wielding madman who drugs women’s drinks? No.”
     “You’ll help me. I’ve brought along some magic of my own.” He pulled out a tiny blue bottle from his pocket and held it in front of my face. “This is from Wonderland, where you left me to rot. It makes the one who drinks it do whatever the one who offers it wants.”
     “And if I don’t?”
     “Don’t test me, your Majesty. None of your soldiers know you’re here. Either give me my daughter or take a drink.”
     I had to smile at his pathetic determination. “You will never be with Grace again.”
     He shoved the bottle to my lips. The blue liquid didn’t even wait for me to swallow. I had taken one drink and immediately felt weaker. Jefferson looked like he was getting farther and farther away. That’s when I realized this potion wouldn’t have the effect on me that he expected it to. It wasn’t happening as fast as Dr. Hopper snapping his fingers, but Regina of Storybrooke was taking over again.
     “You idiot...” was the last thing I was able to say as myself.
     Regina’s memory flashed back to her father on the floor and Belle crying silently beside him. This time I looked beyond them and in the corner was Jefferson. He was opening a window and motioning for the two of them to escape.
     Regina took one look at the man who tied her up and screamed her head off.
     My coin was in my coat pocket. Where my coat was at this point, I had no idea.
     Jefferson did not expect this, and there wasn’t anything I could do to explain it to him, even if I wanted to. But in my experience, it’s not wise to scream at a madman; they’re liable to take rash actions. He pulled a full bottle of wine from a shelf and held it over Regina’s head. I begged her to shut up, but this made her only scream louder. In a moment of mercy or clarity, Jefferson put down the bottle and instead took the ascot from around his neck. A hideous scar that looked like it went all the way around had been hidden underneath it. He balled up the ascot and stuffed it in Regina’s mouth, effectively muffling her screams. Then he ran upstairs and shut the door.
    The reason for him making that choice became clear when I heard Jefferson’s voice joined by another male voice. They spoke briefly until one of the men walked out the door. Thump, thump, thump. Thump, thump, thump. The man walked at his strange pace until he was gone. Then I heard Jefferson leave as well. I half expected there to have actually been a third person up there that whole time and waited for Jefferson to come down again, but he didn’t. After three hours of fear and anticipation, Regina became tired and dozed off.

     “Wake up, dearie.” Mr. Gold said from behind her. Once he had finished untying Regina’s hands, he made his way back around to look at her. “Are you hurt?”
     Regina started crying. She wanted to ask Mr. Gold questions, but her sobbing was so intense she couldn’t.
     “You still need to be quiet.” Mr. Gold held Regina’s hand in his. “Just calm down and be yourself, please?”
     Thank goodness for that arrangement I made with him. I was back to myself and wiped Regina’s tears off my face.
     “How did you find me?”
     “I’d stopped by to check in on my business partner.” He helped me to my feet. “Your screams could be heard out the front door. Everyone knew you were missing but I hadn’t thought to look for you down here.”
     “Didn’t you?”
     “Actually, I thought both of you knew what was going on.” Jefferson revealed his presence before Mr. Gold had a chance to react to my words. “The Dark One made the spell and the Evil Queen cast it. Makes perfect sense to me.”
     Mr. Gold faced him and lightened his tone. “Yes, it does, Jefferson. You’ve found us out.” He looked back at me and winked. I nodded.
     “The Dark One was untying me so I could get you your daughter.” I put a hand on Mr. Gold’s shoulder. “He and I will get her together.”
     The idea of Rumple and I working together was probably Jefferson’s hint that we were lying to him. He charged Mr. Gold and brought him to the ground, his cane spiraling across the floor. Jefferson was landing so many punches on him that I didn’t think he’d see me grab an empty bottle and come for him, but he did. Fortunately I was faster and hit him upside the head with it. Jefferson crumbled to the floor so simply that I thought maybe I’d killed him.
     That’s when Graham and his deputy burst in. They handcuffed Jefferson and were able to bring him to his feet, but he couldn’t stand by himself. His groan let us know he was still alive. The deputy, who stood almost a six inches shorter than Graham, I recognized from home as the son of a miller who climbed the class ladder thanks to his talking cat. I couldn’t remember his name anymore, only that he fell into a downward spiral once his cat died.
     He was strong for a man of his stature and walked Jefferson up the stairs. Graham and I went to Mr. Gold, who was worse off but breathing and surprisingly conscious.   
     “He’ll be all right.” Graham assured me. “We might not have found you in time if it wasn’t for him.”

     I was at the sheriff’s station early the next morning convincing Graham I didn’t want to press charges. Despite what Regina knew, despite the evidence found in Jefferson’s mansion of spying and tracking a little girl named Paige and everything else.
     “He has to come to justice for abducting you. It doesn’t matter whether you want it or not. Mr. Gold was a witness, I was a witness and Deputy Sanchez was a witness.”
     I couldn’t argue with him. Whatever passed as justice in this world had to happen, but I was confident there was something I could do in any realm with my authority: manipulate the system.
     I donned my coat (which I’d forgotten at home—never again) and went to the hospital later that afternoon. I walked down into the mental ward and into Jefferson’s guarded cell. He was strapped to his bed for his own protection. I asked the guard to step outside for a moment. I placed my hand in my pocket and squeezed Daniel’s coin for reassurance.
     “You’re going to trial as soon as you’re fit enough.” I sat on the edge of his bed. Jefferson was too medicated to speak, but his eyes told me he was listening to what I was saying. “I’ve spoken with the DA as well as the judge and you’re going to be released. But you’re going to be a marked man. You won’t be allowed near me and you won’t be allowed anywhere near her. She’s going to be just fine, just like most of the children here, but she’ll never be yours.”
     I rose from his bed as tears came from his helpless eyes. It was so heart-warming.
     “You better hope the savior arrives.” I said as I walked out the door.

     The next day, Mr. Gold knocked on my office door. He was bandaged up a bit and had bruises on his face, but was otherwise able to walk just fine with the use of his cane.
     “I just wanted to check in on you.” He only winced a little after I’d helped him to a seat on my sofa.
     “It seems I’m better off than you.” I offered him some coffee.
     “This is nothing.” He politely refused a cup. “I’ve had worse injuries than this.”
     “Thank you for saving me.” I sat in my chair across from him.
     “It is I who should be thanking you, in a way.” He sat back slowly. “Had Jefferson gone to jail he still could have found a way to maintain his assets. Now that he’s to stay a certain distance away from you and that child, he is unable to conduct business at the Rabbit Hole.”
     “Couldn’t he just be in charge from his house?”
     “Our contract specifically states that the co-owners need to set foot in the building on a regular basis. I’ve sensed his mental instability for a while. Certainly I wouldn’t wish what he did to you on anyone, but since he can’t go there anymore, you’re looking at the sole owner of the Rabbit Hole.”
     “Well, Mr. Gold, I suppose some sort of congratulations is in order.” I tilted my head to him and raised my coffee cup to him. “Quite a few residents pay their rent to you. How much of Storybrooke do you own now?”
     “Most of it, apart from your house and the cemetery.” He bowed his head and tapped his cane lightly on my floor. Modesty was something I wasn’t used to seeing from him. “As well as some parts of the surrounding forest.”
     “I’m sure there’s plenty of time for that.” I drank from my cup and thought about how much power he really had here.
     “Well, I’ll let you get back to your work. I wouldn’t want you to stay later than everyone else tonight.”
     Perhaps Mr. Gold was the kind of man who didn’t think before words came out of his mouth. Rumpelstiltskin, however, was the kind of man who made sure every word had a purpose.
     “Let me help you up.” I rose from my seat.
     “No, I’ve got it.” He put all of his weight on his cane and stood up. “I can see myself out. Please, sit and drink your coffee.”
     I sat back down, drank from my cup, watched him leave and thought about how much power he really had here.








Friday, March 1, 2013

Wednesday, November 2nd, 1983


     At the end of the month, this realm celebrates a holiday called Halloween. I’ve had a chance to read up on this one and it seems to be all about celebrating scary things. Somehow, the people of this realm find themselves in the luxurious position of being able to celebrate scary things because they’re not touched by them. Or perhaps they celebrate them in the hope that they won’t be touched by them?
     The people of this town—with their memories wiped and replaced with the ability to drive and the knowledge of what I do on Thursdays—seem to also know how to celebrate this holiday as well. Pumpkins had crude faces carved into them and set beside every front door. Taking a cue from everyone else, I even carved one. I don’t want to brag and say mine was the best, but some of us are just better at using a knife than others.
     Another tradition is to dress up. I learned about this from Kathryn, who wanted to know what I was planning to be. She let me know that my costumes are usually impressive while we drank coffee at Granny’s on the morning before. I toyed with the idea of using one of my actual queenly gowns but decided against it. Wouldn’t want anyone to think it looked familiar.
     “Are you going to get candy to pass out to the children?” This was clearly Kathryn’s favorite holiday.
      “Why would I do that?”
     “That’s true.” She sipped her coffee and looked appreciatively at a large pumpkin with an elaborate wolf carved into it that sat on a table. Clearly, I wasn’t the only woman skilled with a knife.
     Kathryn put her mug down on the table with a force that almost made her coffee spill out. “But we’re two single adult women. We should go out and have some fun! There’s a party at the Rabbit Hole tomorrow night. We should go!”
     So we did. I went through my closet and discovered that I really did have quite a few costumes. I decided to go as what I guessed was supposed to be a witch. The hat looked funny and the costume itself was really very simple. This realm has no idea what detail is. Kathryn said she was dressed as a shepherdess, but her costume was entirely impractical for herding sheep. She seemed happy with it though, so we went to the bar with all of the other childless adults of Storybrooke.
     The band was playing their music louder than usual, and the crowds of costumed people reminded me of Snow and Charming’s reception that I crashed. Only the dancing was much worse.
     We managed to find a table to sit at. Before we’d even had a chance to sit, a waitress put two drinks in front of us. She motioned to the bar to show us who they were from. Dr. Whale lifted his own glass and winked at us.
     “How can a man who looks that drunk have ordered drinks for us that fast—Kathryn, no! Stop waving at him!”
     But he was already staggering over to us. He greeted over the loud music with his whiskey breath.
     “May I propose a toast to Halloween?” He began. “A holiday I admittedly don’t understand, but is officially my favorite thing about October.” I reluctantly took a drink with them. He wasn’t too drunk to remember our previous encounter and instead focused all of his attention to my giggling friend. “I’m working on a big program and I’m looking for volunteers. Would you be interested in volunteering?” He asked Kathryn’s breasts.
     “Maybe after another one of these.” Kathryn cut through the doctor’s subtext. “Thank you for buying us our drinks.”
     “I didn’t buy them for you. I was just alerted to your presence.” Dr. Whale pointed out into the club. “He did.”
     I followed his finger and went cold. Jefferson was one of my suspects, but it still shocked me to see him here. His costume was the last set of clothes I saw him wear in Wonderland. He was about twenty feet away talking to one of the bartenders. Almost on cue, after the doctor pointed to him, Jefferson’s head turned and looked directly at me.
     “What’s he doing here?” My words came slower out of my mouth than I intended.
     “He owns the Rabbit Hole.” Dr. Whale said.
     I put my drink down.
     Jefferson walked onto the stage where the band was playing and got them to stop. The crowd quieted to hear him speak. 
     “The fire marshal has declared that there is no room! Move down to the exit! We’ll let everyone back in when he gives his okay.”
     The massive crowd moved as one. I got up from my stool and it felt like the floor moved. I wanted to stand still so it could stop, but Kathryn wouldn’t let me. She held my hand and looked back at me once, then looked ahead at the exit and never looked back. A swarm of people moved between us and I lost my grip on her hand. I don’t know why she didn’t seem to notice. Maybe she felt confident we were all going to the same place? Everyone became taller and I shrank down to the floor. My knees had given out, but that face I couldn’t see that rainy night was over me now. Jefferson picked me up and almost carried me in the crowd. But we weren’t going with the crowd out the front door. I think I may have laughed because I didn’t remember seeing a fire marshal anyway.
     I could see we were descending a dark old staircase. My eyes opened quickly and would shut again, as though closed was their normal state and opening them was blinking. Jefferson had his arms around me. His musty hand was on my mouth to keep me from screaming. As if I had the energy to. Down the Rabbit Hole we went.